"DFAC Revenge" Military Chow Hall Chicken Sticker - A Chicken Jumped Off the Table | 1776-2026 Military Heritage Collection

"A chicken jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine..."

If you've never marched to this cadence, did you even serve?

This legendary Army running cadence captures the dark humor of military chow hall culture—where the food is suspect, the portions are questionable, and apparently the chicken is actively hostile.

This design immortalizes that golden-brown rotisserie menace standing proud on a DFAC table, armed with an M4 rifle and bayonet, ready to defend its honor after 250 years of service members questioning the origin and safety of military chow.

DFAC Revenge is served.